We thought this turkey was dead, but somebody revived it, so we had to kill it again.
It’s a zombkey.
This turkey is here to stay
it will never die,
It was meant to be that way
though I don’t know why,
I don’t care what people say
his turkey is here to stay
When there is no more room in hell, this turkey will walk the earth.
George Zimmerman caught this turkey eating skittles.
A talented person should modify this poster
When the dead turkeys walk, señor, we must stop the killing – or lose the war.
This turkey called Will Smith an asshole.
This turkey was crushed by Conan and seen driven before him.
This turkey flashed his high-beams at another car and was killed as part of a gang initiation rite.
This turkey washed a bunch of Pop Rocks down with some Coke.
This turkey overheard the funniest joke in the world.
This turkey was found in Leakin Park after last being seen at approximately 3 p.m. on January 13, 1999, at Woodlawn High School in Baltimore County, Md. Police believe it was killed in the Best Buy parking lot at 2:36 p.m.
This turkey crossed the streams.
This turkey took a selfie just as Thinman walked by.
Lizzie Borden took an axe
and gave this turkey forty whacks.
This turkey loved Big Brother.
This turkey played “Don’t Stop Believin’” on the jukebox at the diner, looked up just as the door to the diner opened, an
Punk Rock killed this turkey!
Somewhere in the darkness, the turkey he broke even.
The turkey didn’t let the wookiee win.
The turkey was released.
This is the story 'bout
Eddy Kushi Katchi Kama Tosa Nira Tosa Noka Sama Kama Turkey Brown.
Who?
Eddy Kushi Katchi Kama Tosa Nira Tosa Noka Sama Kama Turkey Brown.
Fell into the well, fell into the well,
Fell into the deep dark well.
< . . . snip . . . >
To the well,
Everybody came.
What a shame!
Took so long to say his name that
Eddy Kushi Katchi Kama Tosa Nira Tosa Noka Sama Kama Turkey Brown,
Eddy Kushi Katchi Kama Tosa Nira Tosa Noka Sama Kama Turkey Brown,
drowned.
Contrary to appearances, this turkey is still alive.
No turkeys were harmed in the killing of this turkey. Except the one.
This turkey was sent to Belize.
This turkey took the wrong pill.
This turkey texted while driving.
This turkey was ambushed.
This turkey had roast beef.
This turkey had none.
This turkey cried "wee, wee, wee… " all the way to the abattoir.
Fat Freddie? Is that you?