This turkey was testing to see if his new jacket was really stab proof.
Until today, the shortest story in the English language was traditionally reckoned as “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”
It has been replaced by “For dinner: turkey denied pardon.”
This turkey placed his lava lamp on the stove to make it heat up faster. Pre-basted.
This Turkey said “hush, piggie” to the ham. One too many times.
reminds me of that rather cheeky:
For sale: French rifle, never fired, only dropped once.