This turkey failed to check the caffeine content of her lemonade. (May not be suitable for late not dinners or those with heart conditions)
Good timing. We were killing turkeys with sharp knives last week.
When people say, “You need a hobby, man!” I don’t think that’s what they meant.
This turkey was banned for ignoring a mod note.
This turkey fell asleep in an autopiloted Tesla.
This turkey tried to visit the Titanic in a carbon fiber barrel steered with a game controller. Pre-brined. Strain through cheesecloth and press into patties. (With thanks to MamaZappa for the reminder.)
This turkey finally found the week’s end.
This turkey couldn’t take another minute of the k-drama.
This turkey finally did Fly [himself] to the Moon.
This turkey is having Thanksgiving with his Sister Sinead.
This turkey fell out of a window in Moscow.
“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”
This turkey was visited by Herb Tarlek.
This turkey succumbed to avian flu.
I alway thought this was code for masturbation.
Just as in:
Trevor, Trevor, what are you doing in the bathroom so long? Are you killing the turkey by hand again ?
It is well known that any sentence of the form < verb >-ing the < animal > is code for masturbation.
Choking the chicken
Killing the turkey
Massacring the mouse…