This turkey fired all the weapons of his STK-3F Stalker Battlemech at the same time.
This turkey peed on the third rail.
This turkey ordered the fugu at a discount sushi bar.
This turkey tried to steal an iPad in a war zone.
This turkey needed an abortion in Texas.
@TruCelt, thanks! I was thinking of this thread just the other day.
Since nobody seems to have gotten my very clever reference, here is the explanation.
This turkey ignored the mandatory evacuation order.
This turkey entirely accidentally and unexplainably fell out of a window of his Moscow high-rise.
This turkey decided he’d already committed career suicide and might as well get some money while he still had name recognition.
And this turkey was decapitated cut off for calling the above turkey a c**t.
This turkey got up, dressed all in black
Went down to the station, and he never came back
They found his clothing scattered somewhere down the track
And he won’t be down on Wall Street anymore.
I got it, I just didn’t know what to say.
Also, this turkey was bought by Elon Musk for $44 billion.
On a serious note, the safest way health wise to terminate turkeys and chickens is to hang them by the feet from shackles so that they are hanging head down and then by cutting their throats so that they bleed out as quickly and completely as possible. The message indicates that the coup de grace was administered properly.
Nice.
This is how most poultry are killed in processing plants.
This turkey has been returning to this thread ever since an accident with a few rubber bands, a liquid lunch, and a particle accelerator.
Never take a turkey to a cockfight.
This Turkey nipped off to the kitchen at Milliways and humanely shot itself.
This turkey was killed by being disintegrated in an Intrinsic Field Subtractor. However, he managed to resurrect himself. Fortunately, the next time he was disintegrated, he didn’t die. He’d learned how to reassemble himself from the first time.
If you had him once for Thanksgiving, you could have leftovers forever!
A turkey’s lifespan is ten years. This turkey saw the OP and died.
This turkey unwisely shared his flight plans with his good friend Vlad.
