Turkey
Or not turkey
That is the question.
Did the chocks prevent the chicken from rolling? 
This turkey was killed by being ingested into a jet engine. It was its first solo flight. He leaves behind two drumsticks, two wings and a sausage preparation.
T is for Turkey who fell down the stairs.
T is for Turkey assaulted by bears.
T is for Turkey who wasted away.
T is for Turkey thrown out of a sleigh.
T is for Turkey who choked on a peach.
T is for Turkey sucked dry by a leech.
etc., etc.
This turkey was second-in-command of Al-Qaeda.
This turkey was killed the old fashioned way.
With a Blunderbuss.
this is an ex-turkey.
Third.
(Well, maybe second now; I haven’t been keeping up with the news of that sort of stuff. But back in the day the org chart was: 1. Osama, 2. Ayman, 3. whoever the Americans just killed).
OJ denies stabbing this turkey to death.
Clinton denies having sex with this turkey.
Weiner denies sending photos of his weiner to this turkey.
This turkey’s head jerked back and to the left.
This turkey wouldn’t tell Jack Bauer where the Turkey Liberation Front had hidden the bomb.
or
This turkey was introduced in Hour 3 as a new CTU analyst, and died in a “very special moment” in Hour 18.
“I, Sarah Palin, approve the slaughtering of this turkey.”
If the oven mitt does not fit, you must aquit!
That depends on your definition of the word turkey.
This turkey was dating Dr. Steven Kiley.
This turkey was wearing a red Star Fleet shirt.
It could have been his own vomit. You can’t really dust for vomit.
RE: The OP’s turkey I wonder if the butcher was trying to achieve some sort of religious certification for the processing of the turkey’s, but missed on a technicality? Maybe Kosher or Halal certification?
If I had gone to all that trouble just to be refused because, say, an employee spilled milk on the floor at lunchtime, or the guy who said the prayers was sick that day, (have no idea whether those are accurate examples, you get my point though) I might put a small blurb on the label hoping that for less strictly observant people it would still leave me one up on the choice over another brand. “Oh, well it’s not fully kosher/halal/zoroastrianized, but at least we know this one was killed correctly, and it’s only $.02 per pound more. . .”
This turkey picked up a hitchhiker whose brain was squirmin’ like a toad.
This Turkey was killed by a vengeful Armenian.
This turkey spontaniously combusted while playing drums onstage.
This turkey was shot to death by John Wesley Hardin for snoring too loud.
Way to kick a turkey when he is down.
This turkey was killed by a Serbian nationalist, which unfortunately led to World War I.
This turkey was killed by being sat on by yo mama, and is wafer thin.
This turkey was the new Number Two, and has been dismissed from duties.
This turkey was replaced by Dick Sargent.
They took this turkey’s life, but they’ll never take its freedom.
This turkey died of an overdose of tryptophan.