This Week in Sex News!

  1. Condom Sales are Surging. Evidently people evidently not only want to have sex again, they want to have SAFE sex

“no trouble getting their sales up” – the newswriter should be shot.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/30/business/condoms-durex-trojan-sex/index.html

You can’t blame the writers for “outstanding continuous growth”. Maybe they should just shoot the people responsible for giving out The Queen’s Award.

Forty two views and no replies? Maybe this will lube the rails.

Evidently!

The horrible, cynical, snarky bit of me thinks of things like this -

“Finally, thanks to [vaccination/getting rid of COVID restrictions/etc] I can get out of the house and sleeping with my wife/husband, and go out and get a decent lay! Better make sure I have some fresh protection.”

There are plenty of unattached people whose sex lives have been on hold. Now, with vaccinations, it’s “Free at last. Free at last. Thank God almighty, we are free at last.”