I feel bad for joking about this guy’s plight. Now I am praying for a myrica.
You mispelled “blight.”
My thought as well. Or better yet, the episode of House that DtC is currently knocking out.
Durn, thanks for catching that. I hold no malus towards your help.
Some of these jokes really go against the grain.
And I might as well point out, there’s an as yet unrealized woodpecker joke waiting to be told.
That may be because, silly and flippant as we may seem, none of us really want to do the thinking necessary to go there. 
:eek:
What about the sapsucker jokes? Anyone up for that?
Threads like this are the reason I pay to be here.
Oh, and you’re all going to hell.
–FCOD
It still hurts that someone would get the wrong idea about this thread. I mean, olive everybud-d. Maybe this guy should really get another pinyon. Perhaps some wise sage could help everybody pecan on him. O well, my hearts-a-burstin’ to send some tsuga so he can make lemonade and whatnot.
He’s going to win at the Con for that awesome Treebeard costume.
Not me, I asked for forgiveness from the Elmighty.
And in other news, here’s a tree turning into a person.
How galling.
As bizarre & disturbing as that story - and that picture - was, I was even more put off by the link on that page to this headline: “Man who had sex with bicycle sentenced.”
With a BICYCLE???
Cherry up, it could have been you.
Did he derailleur?
I don’t know how this guy copse. I wouldn’t be able to stand it.
Maybe he hedges his bets?
Yo, Qadgop? Where are you, dude?
And why does this stuff always seem to happen in Indonesia, or the mountains of Peru? Hell, that 8-legged girl was born in India (not that India is a backwards country, but you never hear of stuff like that happening in Illinois or Paris)
Has anyone been able to find when it will air on Discovery? I didn’t see a single mention of it on their website.
Maybe it’s been banyanned from broadcast.