The URL at the bottom of this post is IN NO WAY SAFE FOR WORK.
Behold, a fellow who mutilated his junk the way that unfortunate inmate’s hopped-up back-alley “enlarger” mangled his (with silicone injections) only he did it with full knowledge of what he was in for, and obviously couldn’t be more pleased with the result. He kept going back for more and more.
Just so there are no unpleasant surprises, the video in queston is a short clip from a Channel 4 documentary misleadingly called The Perfect Penis. No punches pulled – the fellow takes his John Merrick, err, John Thomas out straightaway and gets all in your face with it. Oh, and it looks to be about four kilos of sci-fi horror.
I’ve honestly never seen anything remotely like it, and fully expect recurring nightmares for the rest of my life, which I now hope to share with any of you who can’t resist copying the URL and pasting it into your browser’s address bar:
I scared the shit outta my poor SO when that THING came flooping out of his jeans–I literally screamed, the cat went flying, SO came running in thinking I’d caught a stray arrow or something–all I could do was point at the screen in banjaxed horror and narrowly avoided vomiting on my keyboard. Jesus motherfucking Christ sliding down a razor blade stair banister, I hope I never see anything so horrendous again in my life. I’ve seen pictures of guys with elephantiasis of the junk before, but that’s a disease–this insane cock knocker did it to himself and he’s PROUD of that disgusting mass of distended plastic masquerading as the remains of a penis.
And just to make it all more lovely my SO informs me he’s seen pictures of women who are into a similar type of self deformation–I guess looking like a mandrill baboon in heat is all the rage in certain circles…
Pardon me while I go off and console my normal sized and shaped girly bits and reassure them that no such thing will ever occur to them while I still draw breath…
For the love of god, WHY? There are men in this world who have genitalia like that as a result of tumors or whatever, and would probably give anything to have a well, relatively NORMAL member. Why is this guy doing it on PURPOSE? He can’t have sex, obviously, and as he said, trying to pee with that is a hassle.
And where did he find a doctor willing to do this?
So… what happens to “The Blob” if he doesn’t do anything else to it & stops injecting silicone into it. Does it stay that size forever & ever or shrink back down over time?
I seen guys in San Francisco do that to themselves by injecting saline. The results can be somewhat similar, but everything returns to normal once your body reabsorbs the saline.
Why someone would do that permanently is beyond me. Did he ever explain? I can’t get the video to play past his “sometimes I see a guy and I wanna fuck him, but it isn’t gonna happen.”
Ha. That’s disgusting. I don’t know why he’d wanna do it, but he’s happy about it. He likes talking about it, obviously. He’s fighting a smile back the entire time.
He likes having people talking about his penis, end of story. I bet he started off like a light switch.
He said something about how this brings him more pleasure than that fifteen minutes or so of fucking would. Lord knows HOW.
Also, if his junk is so big that it hits the water in the toilet when he pees, so he has to squat (because he can’t stand-it goes everywhere), then how the hell does he take a shit?
Damn. The movie won’t load for me, and I want to be horrified! If some nice wondeful person would be kind enough to take a screenshot of the hideous canned ham peener, I would love (er, or hate, possibly) that person forever.