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“Rapper Back-9 gets jiggy wid a quickness, as DJ Prince Niblick spins the wheels of steel at the recent PGA awards banquet.”
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“Following the incident, PGA officials removed the defective ball washers from all courses in the Western Winter Tournament.”
Early attempts to combine golf with hog calling were unsuccessful. Entertaining, but unsuccessful.
Hole in one!
One in hole!
“Chiii-rist, how’d you manage to hit my groin? Aim up man!”
Or “In the butt, Bob”
“I burning your scrotum (hot dog, ball(s), etc.).”
“When come back, bring ice.”
Hot Golf Porn! Look what $9.95/month will get ya!
“Sadly, the last concert of Giovanni Sacarelli, last of the great castratos, was interupped when an unidentified man carrying a golf club rushed the stage in front of him and immediately suffered a massive intestinal hemmorage.”
OOOOOOOO! Klahoma!
The PGA tour anounces mandatory, random prostate exams…
“I can make that noise without grabbing my testicle”
The Legend of Bugger Vance
<BBC Narrator> In their native habitat, the rare Golfing Howler Monkeys emit loud territorial calls at the 19th Hole, unless immediately given Mint Julips.</BBC Narrator>