Because it’s Friday the 13th.
Unoriginal of course. But there’ll be a good turnout since the drinks are free tonight. Senior management obviously got large Christmas bonuses.
So, will the drinks be black? Or will there be bloody body parts floating in them, or what?
I’ve no idea. We’re told that there will be “celebrity” bartenders, suitably dressed up. I imagine it will be the CEO in some sort of ghost/ghoul costume.
Worth a laugh anyway.