:rolleyes: ITEM - UPS can’t deliver a package to save their ass this week. Most of it has been weather delays - well, OK, only Og and various other weather Deities control the weather, not UPS. BUT–
We sent a package to a woman of Japanese descent in California. I won’t use her last name, but it bears more than a passing resemblance to a motor vehicle company. The fucktard driving the brown van in California kept bitching he couldn’t deliver the package because he can’t find a car dealership at that address. It’s an apartment building. Yes, you truck-felcher, that’s why the fuck I marked RESIDENTAL on the fucking waybill! After a half dozen exchanges between me, customer service, and truck-felcher he still doesn’t get it.
Look, jackass, if I address something to “John Ford” are going to sit there with your thumb up your ass whining “I can’t find the car dealership”? It’s a perfectly normal Japanese name, asshole, used for centuries by a shitload of Japanese people. Yes, that IS her name!!!
Let’s see what else is pissing me off…
:rolleyes: ITEM - thanks to government regulation, instead of compensating a person for upgraded airline seats, minus other money, the fucking regs want us to NOT pay for the upgrade (for a man 6.5 feet tall and quite broad who will sit on an airplane for 4+ hours) but rather pay him three times as much - but OG FORBID any money is paid on a bigger seat for a big guy.
:rolleyes: ITEM - because someone didn’t want to bother me for 15-20 minutes three weeks ago we now have an invoice we can’t pay. DESPITE being warned MONTHS ago she STILL went totally outside company procurement procedures. Said person is now bitching because she now has to write a memo that must be signed off by a company officer explaining why she did not follow procedure. FOR ONCE management had an attack of sanity and did NOT require the peons to do this for her - SHE has to do it. Personally, although she is otherwise a very competant and intelligent person, this time she should be forced to write, in crayon, “I DIDN’T FOLLOW PROCEDURES BECAUSE I HAD AN ATTACK OF FUCKING IDIOCY” and have the big wig sign off on it, but maybe I’m just in a pissy mood tonight.
:rolleyes: ITEMS - why the FUCK do people insist on just fucking STOPPING in the middle of traffic areas? Get off an escalator and STOP. Pass through a door and STOP. Get off an elevator and STOP. Cross halfway across the street and STOP. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY YOU ASSHOLES
:rolleyes: ITEM - Why do they put arthritis medicine in child-proof caps? Normal people can’t hardly get them open - you expect crippled up hands to get into them? How fucking stupid.
That’s all I can think of right now. The way the week is going I might have more tomorrow. But please - feel free to add your own bitchings.