This will be a dead muffin.

[Muffin]

Hah! Still alive!

[Gadfly]

Quick! Poke him with a spoon!

[Ruby]

Do you know the muffin man?

[Wikkit]

The muffin man?

[Ruby]

The muffin man.

[j_sum1]

Yes I know the muffin man

[Gadfly]

He went that way.

[Ruby]

Which way? He lives on Drury Lane, you know.

[umop_ap_sdn]

Holy $#!+! A talking muffin!

[Chavardz]

Muffin Stuffin… mmmmmmmmhmmm

[Gadfly]

Left. Er, right. Maybe through that manhole. Okay, everybody pick a direction. And take along a very large spoon.

[TeaElle]

I used a large spoon to eat some cake.

Delicious chocolate cake. Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake.

I do love cake. Delicious chocolate cake with ooogobs (that’s a technical term) of buttercream frosting. Eaten with a large spoon. Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaake. Mmmmmm. Goooooooood.

I’m sorry, were we talking about muffins?

[Satisfying_Andy_Licious]

You’ll never catch me, I’m the Gingerbread Man.

I’m Satisfying Andy Licious.

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

But what about the scones? Won’t anyone think of the scones???

[Satisfying_Andy_Licious]

Hey, lady. Nice scones.

[luluBahrain]

Keep your eyes off my scones unless you want a kick in the stones.