This will never not be funny

That’s my wife’s strong belief. I have to get my anchovies on the side in a little plastic cup, lest the fishies pollute the entire pie.

Sounds Fishy.

Stacy Keach’s ad for Bazooka Joe gum. (Sorry for the Twitter link, but I couldn’t find it anywhere else.)

For commercials, the Geico commercial with the woodchucks never fails to get an audible chuckle from me. Occasionally, I’ll search for it on Youtube just for that reason.

I can’t view it unless I’m on the app or signed in.


Every drug commercial - "Do not use [drug] if you are allergic to [drug]

I’ve had both tomatos and avocados served alonside more traditional fruit (banana, orange, etc) in fruit salads in various parts of Indonesia. Unusual to westerners, but they both fit right in.

(I also had an avocado cappuccino from a Starbucks-style coffee chain store in Yogjakarta, it was actually very tasty, if a little greenish…)

Stephen Colbert saying “Munchma Quchi”

It’s not a fruit unless you can make it into a Jello salad with whipped topping and serve it at a Midwestern church supper.

Oooh, my favorite:

The first minute and 37 seconds of Julia Davis’s series Sally4Ever:

Actually, I think a savory fruit salad made up of something like tomatoes, mango, and mandarin orange slices, with a dressing made of olive oil, lime juice, maybe a little cilantro, and salt, could be pretty good.

In other words, a salad.

What’s funny about people whispering things that can’t be heard over the sound of other people singing louder than them?

Then everything is a fruit. Because you can do that with anything.

My wife and I found an old cookbook in a little store in Forks, WA that was part of the “free book” pile, and it had a bunch of recipes recorded from a small town back in the 50s-60s. Most of them had some amount of vodka, celery, and/or mayonnaise in them, including desserts and a couple of Jello salad recipes. (The reason we grabbed the book initially is because the small town is one my wife’s grandmother grew up in.)

So yeah, you can put anything in a Jello salad. Whether you should or not is a different question.