I demand pictures!
Seal Cleaner, if you’re talking about the commercial I think you are…well, I find the guy’s cat T-shirt far more provoking than his beard. You know, at the end of the commercial when his girlfriend proudly straightens his shirt? The one with a picture of her cat on it?
Find me a guy who will wear a shirt with a picture of his girlfriend’s cat on it, and I’ll buy a year’s prescription.
In the meantime, Almost Beards are kind of cool…but only on the right guy. The whole scruffy-but-not-bearded thing is kind of sexy. Some guys can just work the whole midnight shadow look.
LOL! That was worth the price of the thread…soon to be a major username.
I’m wild for a beard. I love the Don Johnson look, but it has to be paired with cool clothes. If you dress like a bum, you’ll look like a bum. That’s just the way it is.
My husband has a great beard. Unfortunately, he dresses like a bum. I wish he gave a shit.
My roommate has a neck beard. It is nowhere near his chin.
I often have an almost beard, for a combination of reasons. I have very awkward facial hair: It will not grow into a full beard and grows kindof slowly. I also have rather sensitive skin. This makes it hard - and not terribly succesful - for me to shave every day, and if I keep it up for too long it starts doing unpleasant things to my skin.
So, if I’m going to be going through at least half my days with stubble on my face I’m going to make sure it’s not going to be the really unpleasant feeling ultra-short stubble. Hence almost-beards a good proportion of the time - I generally shave every 3-4 days.
Plus I think they look quite good in the right circumstances. 
Everyone sing along… “Santa has a beard, it’s his wife. It may sound crazy but it’s his life. They don’t have sex so they don’t have strife. Cuz Santa Claus is gay.”
I like beards. I also like clean shaven. My current boyfriend has a big bushy horseshoe moustache that reminds me of cowboys. He looks funky when he is clean shaven though not that I don’t like clean shaven. I just don’t like it on him.
Everyone sing along… “Santa has a beard, it’s his wife. It may sound crazy but it’s his life. They don’t have sex so they don’t have strife. Cuz Santa Claus is gay.”
I like beards. I also like clean shaven. My current boyfriend has a big bushy horseshoe moustache that reminds me of cowboys. He looks funky when he is clean shaven though not that I don’t like clean shaven. I just don’t like it on him.
I call it the “I grow a beard every week, whether I need one or not” look. I used to do this back when I worked insane hours at a job with no interaction with anyone who was remotely interested in personal appearance.
Yeah, I have to admit I’m a little too, uh, not lazy, but, uh, busy, that’s right, too busy to shave more than once a week or so.
yes, yes, I realize that if I did it every day it would only take about 5 seconds to scrape the miniscule stubble away. But really, I just can’t be bothered