Time to make the donuts.
and for folks who had WGN: 588-2300 EMPIRE!
C’mon, we all know it was Pussy Cow!
Let Noxzema cream your face (bu-bu-bu-BUM), so the razor DON’T! (Woo!)
I’d walk a mile for a Camel.
Have it YOUR way! (At Burger King) HAVE it your way!
"SIX-SIX-SIX… SIX-SIX-SIXTY-SIXXXX!
The number six! Going to the airport!
The number six! Riding around town!
Call Carmel!
Shopping or a-moving!
The number six! The best ride in town!
For wherever you want to goooo, Carmel is the number to knoooooow!
Ride Carmel and be on time, worldwide and nationwide!
Six-six-six, six-six-sixty-sixxxxx… The number six!"
If there's two things I can commend Carmel on, it's (A) using the hell (heh) out of the phone number "666-6666", and (B) creating such a damn catchy jingle with it.The commercial is regional to the NYC area, but having watched some local NYC TV stations via internet streaming and show recordings, Carmel’s jingle is always stuck in my head all the way down here in Texas!
They actually do operate in the Dallas/Fort Worth area, so if I ever feel the pressing need to hire a limo, I’ll probably dial them. 
“It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature!”
“Sometimes you feel like a nut…sometimes you don’t”
“All my men wear English Leather, or they wear nothing at all”.
With Almond Joy, you can share a half and still have a whole.
This was on the air for just a few months in the late 60s but it’s been stuck in
my memory ever since then. I found a video of it about a year ago:
*
Bringin’ home the oil, me boys
Bringin’ home the oil
Sailin’ all around the world
Bringing home the oil
A workin’ on a giant ship
Is very hard, we toil
Sailin’ in to Bantry Bay
Bringin’ home the oil*
I’ve been looking for this one but haven’t found it yet:
We’re the rocker arm assembly, assembly
We’re the rocker arm assembly
And we don’t like dirt!
But Mobil detergent gasoliiiiiiiiiiiine
Keeps us running smooth and cleeeeeeean
I remember a slogan “Does your derriere have savoir faire?” but can’t
remember what product was being advertised. Women’s undergarments perhaps?
Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?
Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco (LSMFT)
Let’s get Mikey!
The best thing from Sweden since blondes.
'Skeeter bit me, mommy!
Taste me, taste me, come on and taste me.
“They Laughed When I Sat Down At The Piano”
TV worth watching is TV worth paying for! (PBS with that old guy from Paper Chase)
I’m Danny Tario. I taught John Travolta how to dance. If I can teach him, I can teach you.
Obligatory Mask reference.
“Makes muh lips buzz!”
“Bad…breath…in dogs!”
“Ring around the collar!”
Not tagline per se, but “post nasal drip” and midriff bulge". Modern medicine must have obliterated those afflictions because they’re no longer in the news.
“That was a speecey, spicey meatball.”
“When you’re number two, you’ve got to try harder.”
“Mother, please, I’d rather do it myself.”
“N-E-S-T-L-E-S
Nestles makes the very best
Chocolate.”
“Ancient Chinese secret, huh?”
They’re GRRRRREAT!"
I’m still waiting for an explanation of what “Pepsi, generation next” means. Someone actually came up with that and it was signed off by someone, but AFAIK, it means absolutely nothing.
Two words: Rula Lenska!
If you dare wear short shorts…
How many of you didn’t finish singing that in your head?