Local to the Greater Toronto Area:
“Al Palladini’s Pinetree Lincoln Mercury! ‘Cause any Palladini’s a pal o’ mine!”
“Who’s better than Bad Boy Furniture? Noooooo-body!”
Rrrruffles have rrridges!
Good one!!
Give me a break, give me a break.
Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar.
So easy, a caveman can do it.
“Hey, you got chocolate in my peanut butter!” “Yeah? Well, you got peanut butter in my chocolate!”
What’s the best chicken? Tuna of the laaaa-hand!
Darn. That doesn’t look right. 
Stronger than dirt!
“You’re in the Big Leagues, when you make a perfect slide!
You’re in the Big Leagues, when you keep the game alive!
You’re in the Big Leagues, when you block a shot or two!
You’re in the Big Leagues, when you’re into Big League Chew!”
Ah, chewing tobacco as bubble gum–God, I loved the 80’s.
That jumping jerk in Houston:
“Gallery Furniture really will Save You Money!”
“Set it and forget it!!!”
“From the land of sky blue waters, waaa-ters…”
“PBR me ASAP”
For the Milwaukee area dopers: “Rosen Rosen Rosen” (sung to the Rawhide theme)
For the north-central WI dopers:
“Hi. I’m Big Clarence, and I’m so great, Mall Furniture named their latest and greatest sale after me. Big Clarence.”
“Sorry Clarence, apparently you misunderstood. It’s Mall Furniture’s Clearance Sale.”
“Clarence!” “That’s Clearance, Clarence!”
You can’t beat Peter’s meat
“When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer.”
Another from the Maryland area:
National Beer, National Beer,
You’ll like the taste of National Beer,
It’s from the Land of Pleasant Living.
We bring you National Beer.
“Wonder Bread, helps build strong bodies 12 ways.”
“Guy’s potato chips- untouched by human hands!”
All I got to say is thank goodness for the mute button.
Two, two, two mints in one!
Hey cool aid
Oh, yeah!
“Give it to Mikey, he eats anything!”
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
Growing up in the 80s, there was a dog food commercial that had some jingo that went like this…I have a dog whose name is Joe and he eats hi-pro grow…something like that. Maybe I’m mistaken.