No, the black ones are smart enough to just kill blacks, hence, no-one gives a shit about catching them!
http://www.topix.com/forum/afam/T4HNH3B4TSGFJ0475 Not even close. Then add in the Atlanta guy, Wayne Williams, who killed kids a couple decades ago. Just that white people are better at it.
I was going to suggest that this might prevent planes from being blown up because the terrorists would content themselves to bombing airport security checkpoints.
But then I realized that they wouldn’t bomb the checkpoints if there was a Qu’ran there.
That’s it! :smack: If we let it be known that we were putting a copy of the Qu’ran in the cockpit of every airliner, then no Muslim would want to blow one up because he’d be desecrating the Holy Qu’ran.
Problem solved.
And here was me thinking covering the fuselage with pages of the Koran was a good idea.
Bush said that atheists should not be considered patriots or American citizens. So Muslims are an even easier target for those who enjoy splitting America into handy groups to hate.
As a small nitpick, I’m not sure how truly “dominated” Bosnia is by Muslims. It seems, according to the CIA world factbook, that adherents to Islam in Bosnia only comprise about 40% of the population, with the rest being made up of Christians, whether catholic or eastern orthodox.
How’d you like it there, anyway? 
In retrospect, I think it’s actually SARAJEVO that’s dominated by Muslims, not Bosnian as a whole. Thanks for catching that. I spent most of the time I was in Bosnia there, so it was probably not necessarily representative of the country as a whole. I also went to Mostar, which is more diverse. (But also more troubled…Bosniak and Croatian children don’t even go to school together and the city is totally segregated. Also, unlike Sarajevo, which is much more together, a lot of Mostar still looks like a war zone.)
I loved it! It’s a really beautiful country, lots of impressive snow-capped mountains, rolling green hills and wide rivers. The food was excellent, the people were welcoming, everything was cheap…all in all, I give Bosnia two thumbs up.
They’re not an absolute majority, but they are a plurality, because the Serb population is split roughly 70/30 between Orthodox and Catholic.
Really? I wasn’t aware of that, and a cursory google doesn’t turn much up on Serbian Catholics (other than that they exist). Can you provide a cite?
There hasn’t been a census since 1991, and things have shifted a bit since then. I got my information from some Bosnian emigres I’m acquainted with.
However, from Wikipedia:
Seems like a good idea to me. At my house, we have rather simple security procedure. First, you desecrate each of the major holy books, and some of the minor ones, in the fashion most befitting each religion. As you finish shredding and recycling the Torah and before you smear the cow’s blood on the Bhagavad Gītā, I ask that you kindly spit upon a collage that includes Mao, Jodie Foster, Obama, Wayne Rooney, Reagan, and Lenin. We feel like that covers most of the bases.
We had a very difficult time figuring out what to do with the Diamond Sutra, but we ultimately settled on forcing you to sing the text to the tune of Lady Gaga’s Poker Face. We then ask that you assist in an abortion procedure and counsel a woman out of having an abortion, both of which can be done by video chat in the mud room. At that point we feel pretty safe in assuming we’ve screened out any fanatics.
Or, I should say, felt pretty safe. It was the nihilists that eventually got us. Granted, their method of attack was a sort of dadaesque carrot-stabbing maneuver, and they weren’t exactly supermen, but it made us re-think our procedures. We’re considering adding an additional room in which our guests faith in humanity is restored by watching a combination of the Daily Show and films of people risking their lives to save strangers.
Jodie Foster?
Yeah, we made that addition in 1981.
I guess footjobs are right out.
You’ve obviously never seen a Thai Tantric Full Body massage -as in- the woman uses all of her naked body- joints, feet, neck, and head, hollows, curves and caves to engulf the man in a full sensual massage. Skin to skin with oils and unguents.
Time for an office break!
BRB
I see where this is leading. Richard Parker: killed by Jedi fanatics.
“If only he’d made visitors spit upon DVDs of the original Star Wars trilogy, he’d still be here today…”
His mistake was having people spit on the newer trilogy. Sadly this did not weed out anyone.
Okay, but I think virtually all of those Catholics are Croatians, not Serbs. The percentages of Catholics and Croatians line up very closely.
You’re quite right. I should have said “non-Bosniak” population.