“I have never liked bargains when it came to sex.” (Hedy Lamarr)
It’s Hedley.
“Life sucks and then you die.”
I am not in a very good mood, obviously.
Gotta agree with that one. The Designer brand sex is so much better.
shakes head violently to dislodge mental image of swampy "checking labels"
But, the complimentary Continental breakfast at Wanda’s House of Submission was too good to pass by.
dances, honey, you said that would be our little secret… :mad:
To quote the fortune I received from a street performer yesterday:
"Today is a good day for fondue.
Lucky periodic element: Ruthenium"
“Smoking kills and when you die you’ve lost a major part of your life”
(Said to a friend of mine)
“Women, can’t live with em, pass the beernuts”
Norm Peterson - Cheers
I’m a big fan of bargains.
From the same source:
“It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m wearing Milk Bone underwear!”
– Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle
But…
“The best things in life are free.”
“Just two things that money can’t buy: True love and home grown tomatoes.”
“I found my million dollar baby in a ten-cent store.”
And so it goes.
I love the Books of Bokonon!
The Sixth Book of Bokonon.
Don’t be a fool! Close this [thread] at once! It is nothing but foma!