there could be a demon in your computer!
Yow!
Er, Yeah. What’s new? From where did you think our own beloved “yer pal” Satan emerged?
Sweet Basil
Just as I’ve always suspected.
It was either that or UFOs.
“Technicians can replace the hard drive and reinstall the software, getting rid of the wicked spirit permanently.”
How do you banish a spiritual menace by technical means? Is it perhaps the power of Thy Son-In-Law The Computer Tech?
I guess I’m just better off living with my inner tensions.
—Snoopy
So that’s what my problem is…and soon I will have two computers.
They say in the article that computers built after 1985 have enough hard drive space to hold a demon. So that would mean your minimum system requirements for successful (if that’s the word) demonic possession would be, say, an 825 hard drive, 4 megs of RAM and maybe a 286 processor. Gee, you couldn’t even run Netscape on a system like that.
I had never associated reformatting the hard drive with an exorcism, but I can see the connection.
Catrandom, astonished that no one has yet made a Microsoft joke
Drat!
I should have bought the extended warranty.
But you sell your sould when you buy an extended warranty, so “yer Pal” and his minions have got you coming or going.
Speaking thereof, Satan, I’ve got some free time on my hands. Are there any openings in your minions?
Mmm, sure…listen…
Do you think I could interest you in a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
Dammit aseymayo! My monitor just spit split pea soup all over me!
I just backed-up The Dark Lord to a floppy.
Wow! What a great new business opportunity!
Exorcists USA! Now if I could only find that old thread that said where I could get instantly ordained as a minister…
SDMB’s oldest living female!
Acclaimed author of: No Bad Brontosauri
365 Ways to Cook Sabertooth Tiger
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to the Wheel
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
Yer pal,
Satan