I can’t believe I spent the entire evening playing Warcraft on my computer, ignoring my numeroous responsibilities and completely wasting all my time. I don’t know what I am, but I am not a man.
On the plus side, I just killed a fly with my bare hand.
I wish I had some buffalo wings. Really spicy good ones, with ranch sauce and celery sticks.
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have the world’s entire insect population materialize inside your house, filling every cubic millimeter of space with writhing insectoid biomass? This is a recurring daydream of mine.
Goodnight. Share your bizarre thoughts here.