I left the theater with an overwhelming sensation of “meh.” While Lucas absolutely nailed certain parts, they were outweighed by some pretty horrific errors. To wit:
-Sure, the battle scenes were pretty, but they were so damn busy. So much stuff moving around in frame that you couldn’t actually focus on what the hell was going on. Compare this to the Battle of Hoth: you rarely see more than a single AT-AT and some tiny snowspeeders in any given wide shot, but the lack of busy-ness actually makes it easier to follow the primary action onscreen.
-The lightsaber battles were very disappointing, primarily due to the cinematography, which consisted almost exclusively of cramped shots in which the action was obscured (again) by the business of the close-range lightsaber flashes. Compare this to the Darth Maul duel in Episode 1, which interspersed wide shots to give a sense of the surroundings.
-There is still ZERO chemistry between Anakin and Natalie Portman… errr… Padme (and don’t get me started on the awful dialogue). I’ve heard the argument that the original trilogy’s lead actors weren’t that great either, but I’m not sure I buy it. There was a sense of genuine camaraderie between Luke, Leia, and Han that is completely absent in the monotone exchanges between Anakin and Padme.
-General Grievous: the most pointless villain of both trilogies. Why bother introducing a brand-new character if you’re only going to kill him off halfway through the movie with no development whatsoever? Oh, right, because Count Dooku action figures don’t sell as well as the Coughing Chicken Cyborg from Hell.
-Speaking of which, why the hell was he coughing, anyway? Well, apparently, this is something explained in the Clone Wars television series. Okay, great, at least a reason exists. Nonetheless, it is completely inexcusable to make such a big deal of Grievous’ physical condition in the film without ever once explaining how it occured OR having it play a role of some sort. As it is, Grievous just comes off as having nearly as annoying of a voice as Jar Jar Binks.
-Wrapping up half the plot threads in the last 5 minutes of the film was a really bad idea. It’s like Lucas wrote the entire movie, then realized, “Oh damn, I forgot to explain why Leia lives on Alderaan, Threepio doesn’t remember the Lars family, Obi-wan can come back from the dead, and Yoda goes to Dagobah. Better tack on some exposition.”
-Vader screaming “NOOOOOOOOOO!!!” (complete with outstretched Arms of Angst) is just terrible.
Now to be fair, there were plenty of things I enjoyed, as well. After all, when all is said and done, I did enjoy ROTS far more than either of its predecessors. So, the positives:
-Palpatine’s seduction of Anakin was generally well-done, although I thought the actual “turning” went too quickly. The scene at the opera was particularly well done.
-Ewan MacGregor shows time and time again why he is by far the best actor in the prequel trilogies.
-The droid jokes are, for the most part, actually funny this time around (Artoo taking down the droids, Artoo getting kicked over, Threepio’s consternation at his impending memory wipe, etc).
-Yoda casually knocking out the scarlet-robed Imperial Guards with the Force was the badass moment of the film.
-Anakin fared much better this time around. Although the scenes with Portman were wooden at best, he was downright creepy as he accepted the mantle of Sith apprentice, and downright terrifying as he prepared to murder the younglings. I think he made a more convincing Darth Vader than the stumbling, screaming automaton we see briefly at the end of the film (though neither is a patch on the Vader of the original trilogy).
-The “Order 66” montage was chilling. Watching the clonetroopers gun down the Jedi with brutal efficiency drove home Palpatine’s treachery, especially intercut with the shots of Anakin doing the same thing, and Yoda’s reactions as he feels the deaths of the Jedi through the Force.
Overall, I think my final scores for the Star Wars films run as follows:
The Phantom Menace: 4/10
Attack of the Clones: 5/10
Revenge of the Sith: 7/10
Star Wars: 9/10
The Empire Strikes Back: 10/10
Return of the Jedi: 8/10