I’m gonna go with :
“OMG! I live just 200 miles north of Ebola Central, TX. And the winds are from the south!”
Step right up - plenty to choose from.
I will NOT put down my address on this form-- YOU are all after my personal information and are trying to STEAL MY ID!
OMG! That person lives in My neighborhood? Must channel all my focus and meds to Make Them Move!
…cause Im so pwetty pwincess special…
There are genetically manipulated foods in the grocery store! They are trying to poison us. I am eating nothing but Twinkies from now on.
Oh, and Obama is the Antichrist.
I tell you, all of these allergies these days are caused by all of the chemicals in our foods! We didn’t have allergies like this when we were kids!
OMG methane is about to rip the country apart!!
You let your (dog/cat/hamster/penguin/pot bellied pig) (lick your face/sleep in your bed/wear your underwear/ride in your car without a safety harness/eat poop) even though (Oprah/Dr. Ruth/the Pope/Rush Limbaugh/Miley Cyrus) has said that it (causes cancer/leads to ED/promotes the gay agenda/perpetuates socialism/give you genital warts) unless you (take this pill/send money/burn incense/eat more gluten/have sex with your high school history teacher)!!! :eek: What kind of irresponsible person are you? What about the children???
Whew - I think I strained something there…
Wow…just popped up on FB:
"Our troops were NOT sent to Africa to fight Ebola.
They were sent to bring it back!"
Atheists in YOUR TOWN have declared war on Saint Swithin’s Day!
You let your ten-year-old child walk out alone to the mailbox to get the mail? ARE YOU INSANE???
That volcano that Yellowstone is sitting on is gonna blow anytime now. We’re doomed! Doomed, I say!
You eat food!!!111!?? But food has sugar, CARBS, GLUTTEN, viruses, protiens, and chemicals or it’s made from live ANIMALS!!! It’s deadly POISON!!!111! WAKE UP SHeeples!! Thats what the goverment wants you to think!!11!
I’m not a celebrity and I’ve never taken or had anyone take a naked picture of me - but you never know - they could photoshop my head onto someone elses naked body - it’s out of control.
CHEMTRAILS lol
The other day a cop grabbed a black man’s wrist in a brusque and aggressive manner while arresting him for armed robbery! WHEN WILL THE RACISM END?!
As far as hysteria goes, it’s hard to compete with the political ads that are everywhere.
The current governor has pretty much driven the state to the brink of bankruptcy with his tax cut policies, but OMG HIS CHALLENGER WAS CAUGHT IN A STRIP CLUB 20 YEARS AGO! WE CAN’T HAVE SOMEONE LIKE THAT RUNNING THE STATE!
For the win!
I agree. That was awesome, FairyChatMom!
California is going to run out of water.
That’s not the scary part.
When we do run out of water, we’re eventually going to have to move out of here. There’s plenty of water where you live, right?
Are you scared, yet?
And I live in Miami. In 40 years we’re going to run out of land and have too much water. Sea water that is. So we’re all moving too. You have land above sea level where you are don’t you? Here we all come. Along with most of the Eastern Seaboard.