You rang?
I think we need to publicize this new term of ours, with proper credit of course. (MysterEcks for creating it, casdave for inspiring it, casdave and Irishman for defining the operational parameters, and Farlley as a bad example.) I defer to those who have been here longer than I on this matter.
I’m gonna go develop more moloster limericks…unless I receive $10,000 in small unmarked bils…
I think you will find that I am the thread killer. I have mentioned that on more than one occasion to Shayna. Hmmmm, perhaps I should make that my signature. Although I think my current signature may have something to do with why I’m always the last to post. 
BTW, MysterEcks, I was waiting for more limericks.
Hmmm… not to nitpick, but shouldn’t it be molAster?
Never mind. Carry on.
–Tim
I am truly afraid of this thread.
I am afraid that I am the anti-Midas. (Everything I touch turns to dead.)
or like, somejunk . . . . . . . .
A last poster you must never be,
For a small consideration or fee,
I’ll look after your asses,
By posting the lastest.
A professional moloster thats me
Can you hijack a dead thread?
Is a thread truly dead if you can find it using search?
If you can kill a thread, can a thread commit suicide?
Dear casdave, you’ve got me beat.
You sure can think quick on your feet.
My rhymes were okay,
But I’ve gotta say:
A “professional moloster”–That’s neat! 
Amex ,Diners,Access or Switch.
Accepted here I don’t mind which.
Just send me those numbers,
Then in your slumbers,
I’ll molost for you and I’ll get rich
I’ll get you off the hook, Shayna–I don’t mind being the last poster. I figure it means my comments were so insightful that nobody else sees the need to expand on them.
Likewise with people who read my threads but don’t post–I figure they’re just admiring my wit and clear thinking.
Only registered users may have signatures.
Well I’m sure as heck not going to post to this thread!!
DOH!!
Now let’s see how fast the thread dies. Usually all I have to do is respond to something. I put on deodorant…honest.
Whew!! That was close!
DOH!!
A moloster went online at night
He was molosting every thread in sight
Till along came me,
Clicking “Reply” with glee,
For of “moloster slaying”, I’m a. . .knight.
I once molosted my mother
her thread was a blunder
but since I was first to post
though she loathed it the most
her thread, due to me,
can still be found… page 53!
In the thread a while ago when we gave ourselves our own awards I voted myself “The most likely to kill a thread.”
Lets see if my magic works this time
holds breath
Keith
Odieman, you lose this time.
Now the most last post is mine!
I always post last.
This thread’ll die fast.
As a moloster I certainly shine.
Green Bean wants to be a moloster
A thread-killing malcontent boaster
But I just won’t let 'er
I like killing better
I’ll click “submit reply” and toast 'er.
I rarely reply just to say this, but Otto my dear, you deserve it:
I am rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
There was a moloster from Nantucket
Who kept his brains in a bucket
Replied to many a thread
And killed them quite dead
And everyone called him Farlley
Hmm…that doesn’t quite work…