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SSG Schwartz
Critique my 500,000 word novel about a guy with chronic diarrhea, it is posted in this thread.
Oho, so that’s how it’s gonna be?
**My alligator mouth, my sparrow ass- a collection of soul searching haikus by SSG Schwartz
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Please visit the guy with a 500,000 word novel about a guy with chronic diarrhea to help wipe.
In war, fisha, you must expect some collateral damage.
SSG Schwartz
My alligator
Has a mouth to eat with
It is my pure soul
SSG Schwartz
Dying thread right here
Dawing its very last breath
Kill me, you big brute!
My alligator
Has a mouth to eat with
The Sparrow does not.
Okay, what’s with the haikus now?
The sparrow is a
Metaphor for the 'gator
Why else would I post
SSG Schwartz
Fuck this shitty thread
It sucks more than your mother
Motherfucking Christ
I am trying to live up to fisha’s requests of me.
See post #204
SSG Schwartz
We’re not moderated so
I guess it’s a free for all
I am wishing death!
Big mouth, the 'gator.
Snap, gnash, growl, flash pointy teeth.
Fly free, sparrow ass.
You’re all pretenders.
More syllables.
Eat shit.
There. That’s my haiku.
Autolycus swears
The Baby Jesus weeps blood
Purgatory rain
Chocolate rain?
Haiku is hard with
A name like **LOUNE **but he can
Still kiss my ass now
SSG Schwartz
Inadequacy.
No need for insults, leastwise.
Fuck, I hate haiku.