Four. One to sit on, two to play with and one Dragon Ball. 
In IMHO: The how many balls does a girl need thread.
SSG Schwartz
Well, it depends on the hawtness and whether or not my balls are involved.
For the purpose of this discussion, we will assume 8 and no.
SSG Schwartz
Well…then in that case…let’s go.
Dammit, I had to look at fisha’s balls thread.
SSG Schwartz
That sounds like your problem, senor.
Why is there thread on my balls? (TMI)
Damn you, mnemosyne I was doing so well! Only 86 views, too.
Sarge, stop looking at my balls, perv.
As a sign of my unending boredom and stupidity during my off season, I signed up for a full course load for this semester today. Starts on Monday. I should of just cleaned up the basement instead. Idiot.
Going to college? I love the idea. It gets me so excited when I tell people that I am having sex with a college chick. (not you of course) YMMV
And it is not your balls I am looking at. It is the thread on your balls that has my attention.
SSG Schwartz
Hey…you got balls in my thread!
Hey…you got thread on my balls!
I think we would have a hit with any thread about balls and even more popular is a thread about a thread about the balls.
SSG Schwartz
Okay, what the junk is going on in here? I leave you people alone for six pages and just look what happens!
Have a ball NajaNivea.
SSG Schwartz
You need to get out more.
Cafe Society
Recipes for chunky vomit
Child abuse as performance art
Great Debates
Nicomachean Ethics and Eudaimonia from a Byzantine perspective
Darfur: what you can do to help.
So would it be more popular if it were a thread about a thread about a thread which is about balls?
The thread on the balls
Has inspired this haiku
Ball, thread, balls, threads, done
SSG Schwartz
Scraping the bottom of the barrel there, eh?
Yeah, I’ll admit I had nothing to add.
SSG Schwartz