You shootin’ for a record or somethin’, boy?
If I don’t kill this, at least I will have a new record. What fun would it have been if we let the last one die? Especially with your name as the last poster.
SSG Schwartz
A new record for you…isn’t that just killing one thread?
I will have you know, I have started at least three threads in the last month that have had zero replies just to warm up for this endeavor. I can kill this. Because I have not yet, just shows my commitment to allow the challengers a chance to hone their skills, not a lack of mine.
The official ruling committee has not decided if the last thread was truly killed, or merely locked in a pen to live out its final days in comfort.
SSG Schwartz
Sorry, bub. I’ve got the belt. The last thread was killed.
In the official scoring I see: LOUNE* thread stale for nearly 5 days before a 33 page slaying rally. Officially locked by Mod. Check the record book.
SSG Schwartz
I agree.
No…wait…I don’t.
File a grievance and we will replay the disputed pages, but there was no clear winner.
SSG Schwartz
Right. Something about how it looks in the end…that kinda comes to mind.
No interest in how it looks in your end or any other.
SSG Schwartz
Post pictures of your end here.
This is the End, My one and only friend, the End.
Recent Jim Morrison sightings page.
SSG Schwartz
Don’t worry if the kids don’t notice.
I caught the reference.
You and maybe one other in this thread.
SSG Schwartz
Not me. And I was trying to pay attention, too.
Ooh look, shiny!
[hands fisha a quarter and a pat on the head]
SSG Schwartz
Or try this (links to SFW video).
SSG Schwartz
Jim who?
Jim Dandy of course.
SSG Schwartz
How 'bout
Hey, Any Other Dopers With The Last Name Of Britvec Out There?
(there’s not too many of us, you see)