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You shootin’ for a record or somethin’, boy?

If I don’t kill this, at least I will have a new record. What fun would it have been if we let the last one die? Especially with your name as the last poster.

SSG Schwartz

A new record for you…isn’t that just killing one thread?

I will have you know, I have started at least three threads in the last month that have had zero replies just to warm up for this endeavor. I can kill this. Because I have not yet, just shows my commitment to allow the challengers a chance to hone their skills, not a lack of mine.

The official ruling committee has not decided if the last thread was truly killed, or merely locked in a pen to live out its final days in comfort.

SSG Schwartz

Sorry, bub. I’ve got the belt. The last thread was killed.

In the official scoring I see: LOUNE* thread stale for nearly 5 days before a 33 page slaying rally. Officially locked by Mod. Check the record book.

SSG Schwartz

I agree.

No…wait…I don’t.

File a grievance and we will replay the disputed pages, but there was no clear winner.

SSG Schwartz

Right. Something about how it looks in the end…that kinda comes to mind.

No interest in how it looks in your end or any other.

SSG Schwartz

Post pictures of your end here.

This is the End, My one and only friend, the End.

Recent Jim Morrison sightings page.

SSG Schwartz

Don’t worry if the kids don’t notice.

I caught the reference.

You and maybe one other in this thread.

SSG Schwartz

Not me. And I was trying to pay attention, too.

Ooh look, shiny!

[hands fisha a quarter and a pat on the head]

SSG Schwartz

Or try this (links to SFW video).

SSG Schwartz

Jim who?

Jim Dandy of course.

SSG Schwartz

How 'bout

Hey, Any Other Dopers With The Last Name Of Britvec Out There?

(there’s not too many of us, you see)