But I like typing slobber waffles. It has a nice ring to it.
Again, we’re back to “ass pennies”.
Slobber waffles, with link. (NSFW)
Cirrrrrcle of liiiiiifeeeee!!!
Thank god we haven’t broken ground on “ass waffles”.
Mmmmmm…Ass Waffles. I saw a lady at the beach once whose ass looked like a waffle, does that count?
Was she sitting on a lounger, or was that her natural state?
I’m going to say natural state, however I did only get a momentary glance before deciding that I’d rather have another Mai Tai than look at some oatmeal butt.
For the record, I don’t want to break wind on “ass waffles” either.
And that* may be *close enough, Cluricaun.
Well we haven’t even scratched the surface. In coming pages to this thread look for the exciting appearance of:
Waffle Jizz
Yakmaster Generals
Levitiating Urine Pennies
Me Finding My Car Keys.
Look under the yak if you want your keys.
If you think for one minute that I’m going under that damned yak again you’re crazy.
Sounds like you don’t want your keys very badly now…does it?
I do! It’s just that last time…shudder…
What, did you also find a present under there as well?
Pray tell…whatever did you find?
Suffice it to say that yak jizz is not delivered in delicate little squirts like so much hand lotion from a pump. It’s more along the lines of “fire hose”. :eek:
You say that like we’re not already connoisseurs of yak jizz.
Stop being a baby, drink your pee, and brave the yak jizz!
Oh the burdens one takes on when attempting to become a top notch thread killer. I’m sure we’re on the short list of thread about to get ModWhacked, I wonder what it will finally take?
Probably the demise of this thread.
That’s the dab that’ll do ya.
I’ll never quit.