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Because it concentrates the flavor, so I don’t have to use as much to flavor up my Saltines.

No Chicken In A Biskit?

Apparently, it’s just what I typed - it wouldn’t let me type anything after quack!

I don’t think so Mr. Wealthy Enough Not To Have To Try To Make Commercially Available Snacks At Home Using Common Items.

Ok, I’m back. Who’s getting mouth to mouth?

I’m not a doctor, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express once.

No chicken in a biscuit, but ample amounts of ice cubes. And other…stuff.

The homemade personal lubricant thread. With pix.

Make sure you clean up the congealed chicken grease. Wouldn’t want the dogs to get into it.

SSG Schwartz

Match the vomit with the cuisine.[

Spit isn’t a viable lubricant?

I thought peanut butter was the preferred choice for dogs.

Rex? Do you like the Skippy? Who likes the Skippy?

Or spit on your peanut butter.

SSG Schwartz

Or peanut butter on your yak jizz.

Least popular flavors for Reese peanut butter cups?

SSG Schwartz

Popular flavor…or most popular flavor?

I could see the commercials on the SuperBowl now. You got jak jizz on my peanut butter.

Oh, yeah, your dog is humping my leg.

SSG Schwartz

Well…duh! My dog is trained to do that.

Just FTR, LOUNE, I will not be visiting your place anytime soon.

SSG Schwartz

For IMHO:

What kind of a dog do you like to have hump your leg?

If Postmaster General Grainger had a dog, would it hump his leg?

SSG Schwartz

Would someone get this Postmaster off my leg? He’s creeping me out.