I won’t.
I will but first I must finish my thread dedicated to some postmaster or other. It is coming along so slowly because it will be in the form of an epic sonnet.
SSG Schwartz
Ooh, do we get to see it when its done?
Yes, I will PM it to all interested parties once I get I sent to the Library of Congress.
SSG Schwartz
Thread: The doper name thread! (just add your user name to the list)
Help me index and cross-reference all 572 books on Peruvian sheep-herding calls at the Library of Congress!
There are obviously 573.
Amateur.
If you are counting 573, you must be including the Anthology of Peruvian Sheep-herding calls. That is not a reference in its own right, so the total of 572 should stand as the correct total.
SSG Schwartz
Wait… what were you guys talking about, again?
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Why, it most certainly is. Don’t you be dragging those poor Peruvian sheep herders into this.
I would not even think of bringing the Peruvian Sheep-herders into this. It would be wrong to even invite them. Being Peruvian, they do not have access to the LoC. I would expect you to know this and I am being wooshed. If not, unless someone is willing to start a thread listing all 572 references, it must stand at 572.
SSG Schwartz
Unfortunately, your inability to count is exceeded only by your inability to pick an alpaca from a llama.
Are you trying to imply that any self-respecting sheep-herder would call llama? Llamas are a member of the camelid family. Sheep-herders are prohibited by union rules from calling for any member of the camel family.
Perhaps you should spend some time reading the sources you can count.
SSG Schwartz
Where’s my Pepsi and pie??!?!
Your hostess is playing the Sims and unavailable for comment. You get me, a Frapple, and moldy Pepper Jack on Ritz.
SSG Schwartz
So…am I correct in thinking there will be no Pepsi or pie?
No Pepsi, no pie, and [Eric Cartman] No side dish [/Eric Cartman]
SSG Schwartz
No Pepsi and no pie?
I’m not coming.
That doesn’t mean what you think it means.
Thanks, I’ll lock up when I leave.
SSG Schwartz
blinks a few times…wipes his glasses
I’m sorry, did your screenname say Autolycus?