To impress people?
And I use “people” strictly…two people would be impressed.
No, if I was going for impressive I’d learn to jump a motorcycle through a flaming hoop or something.
That wouldn’t get their juices flowing. What’s “hoop” in Esperanto?
Ringego. So “hoop of fire” would be Ringego de Fajro!
Cluricaun, Esperanto Stunt Man.
Now…what’s “stunt man” in Esperanto?
Pictures of my paint drying!
Well after looking that up I don’t think I’ll be billing myself as a “Dangero Friponi Homo”. I couldn’t find “stunt” so that’s Dangerous Trick Man.
And they’ve both already posted in this thread. 
Bar mitzvah appetizer recipe help, please - is yak jizz kosher?
Only if a rabbi does the collecting.
Before or after the bris?
Have you had your yak circumcised yet?
…With a chainsaw?
I used a pizza wheel and a lot of bourbon.
Dr. Cluricaun will eat hickory smoked horse buttholes…
…from a cup!
What can I say, I love hickory smoke and I hate to waste any parts of an eatin horse.
The reference , in case [del]anyyak[/del] anyone is interested.
That is absolutely hilarious. Haha, Hot Dicking.
American Dickings as well. Don’t forget those.
Who Wants An American Dicking?
Point Out The Yak To Receive an American Dicking By The Postmaster General Himself!