She’s resting.
I most summon Fred…
Who is this Fred you speak of?
Surely you mean Harold.
Yours, I trust.
:snerk:
My ISP tanks for a day, and I come back to this?
Yes. Yes you do.
How did you get in here?
SSG Schwartz
My charming personality.
No. Really. How’d you get in here? They’re not supposed to let the riff raff in here.
I knew I should have hired a bouncer for this thread.
SSG Schwartz
Help me find the bouncer who slapped me and Liza Minelli around at Studio 54 on March 3, 1978
As to the OP, just to make it look like that’s why I’m here…
Interpreting chicken dreams. The official guide.
Speaking of dreams, could someone explain why last night I dreamed about posting to a Tony Randall is dead thread in order to rebut another poster’s assertation that he was a talentless hack?
Tony Randall, Dead or talentless hack?
SSG Schwartz
Need answer fast: Which Hostage Should I Shoot First?
My Balls: They Have an Odor. Guess What It Is!
Gold Bond and Cheeto Dust?
Guess What I just had for Lunch
Gold Bond and Cheeto Dust? 
That is correct, sir!