Or it’s counterpoint. Most recently:
Unaccountably Acclaimed (by Critics, mostly)
It comes around at least once a month.
Abortion threads. Eek. We just go back and forth and no one ever changes their minds, and the thing is, probably no one ever will. Abortion is just one of those things that you decide and almost always stay that way.
Cats. Enough with the cats already!
And I am tired of the elite/snobby threads too. Like the one about the bookshelves seemed to me to be nothing more than “Look at all the cool stuff I have and you don’t!” And then there’s the ones about the IQ, or how fast you read, or how many books you read a year. I hate those since it seems like everyone is trying to one-up each other.
Or, “I think this person likes me-please tell me precisely how to get into a relationship with him/her, from Steps A to Z.”
Should I have been given a ticket, for breaking the law? (Speeding) (DWI) (No Brakes)
I don’t open tipping threads anymore.
Why does so and so’s name say guest.
Bridezilla threads.
Yep. I’m tired of …she did this does that mean she likes me?/he said that, does he want to sleep with me?/should I ask her out/was this a date? Please…just a little break from all that would be great.
Seconded…or thirded…or whatever it is now.
It perpetuates the “Internet message boarder types are socially inept” theme. And is often kind of creepy. And not in the good, very vaguely way.
I don’t know how common they are, but the “how old were you when you learned to read” topic always makes me sprain an eyeball.
“I was 5.”
“I was 4”
“I was 3 1/2”
“I was 2!”
“I read my babysitter the directions from the formula canister.”
“I talked my mom into breastfeeding me. She was going to bottle feed, but I had read the brochures on breastfeeding in the obstetricians office while she was pregnant with me.”
That’s nothing, I read the ‘Kama Sutra’ and taught my dad the technique he used to imprenate my mom with me!
My thing is, must we always have the opposite type of thread? For example:
Things we hate ____. Must someone always do a Things we love ___ thread?
Use some originality people.
The ones where people complain about how they were picked on in high school or what jerks the popular kids/athletes/fraternity boys were. It’s very sad that you were treated meanly, but not being able to let it go is even sadder.
I’ll take some of that and the sequential stuff.
Airplane on a goddamn treadmill.
Any of the threads that Jack Dead Tyler started. I NEVER want to see any of those again.
I too am tired of the cats. (And I HAVE a cat.)
Ditto on the shoes off/on inside.
I hate those threads in Cafe Society like “What songs mention XXXXX?” Who cares? (Obviously not me, I never open them.)
The origin of your SDMB username.
In the years I’ve been here, I must have seen 15 incarnations of that thread.
The endless atheism threads.
Also anything that menitons Og. Good grief.
Someone keeps stealing food from the fridge at work.
How many times have we seen that one? Is it ever any different from the previous one? Does it ever NOT involve a moderator stepping in to discourage creative poisoning suggestions?
I like cat threads.
Hear, hear! Especially all those threads about chain restaurants. I’ve had plenty of lousy meals in non-chain restaurants.
Trivial mistakes about inconsequential points that have nothing to do with the plot or characterization that completely ruin a movie for me (so I can show off how much more clever I am than the people who made the movies)
So what are you saying? :dubious:
If I hear one more time how much of a beast my child is in public, I’ll scream. She’s an angel, dammit!
Hey! That would be a great idea for a movie!
“I’m goddamn sick of these goddamn airplanes on this goddamn treadmill!”