Over a year ago there was a thread by Alan Smithee that shared a compelling story about a youth group incident…how did it end?
…also about a year ago, Diane had a thread about a certain co-worker and that co-worker’s new relationship…what’s the status?
We begged and begged for Alan Smithee’s “rest of the story” He promised it to us, saying it really wasn’t that interesting, then he promptly disappeared.
I think it might be going down into the SDMB forever unanswered questions along with:
Did Manny get PhraedyBucks?
What the hell got up OatWillie’s butt?
Whatever happened to Curious George?
And why don’t these pants fit, when the pants I wore yesterday are the exact same size and they fit wonderfully.
pat
Those pants don’t fit because you got high last night and ate three cases of Oreos that were mine! You bastard! Don’t you remember?
I tried to get high last night! I followed your instructions to the tee. I went to the store and asked for a waterpipe. You didn’t tell me which store to go to, bastard! The guy at the store was non-plussed at first, but then he figured it out and showed me to the right section and pointed out the various colors. I picked out a pretty blue one. The guy showed me how to put that stuff in the pipe and to just blow into it. He said all the kids love that sort of thing.
So, I brought it home. Ready for all the greatness you promised.
Then the bubbles started coming out of the pipe. The cat was afraid of the bubbles. I thought they were really neat. I did it for about two hours. I thing I might have gotten the wrong kind of water pipe, KMart must not be the best place to shop for them. Well, in any case I had a fun night, so I can’t complain, but I didn’t eat all of those Oreos.
Well, maybe I did, but I still blame Lawrence Welk.
pat