It’s not really an apple, per se, but The Princess Bride is a great movie.
WRlTE LOUDER. I CAN’T HEAR YOU.
People give Leonardo DiCaprio too much credit for his acting, and not enough credit for painting the Mona Lisa.
Colin Powell was a great general, but he should likewise be credited for inventing the colinoscopy.
CAN YOU HEAR MEaNOW???
If you’re European, don’t:
I definitely like Granny Smith more than Red Delicious. Really not sure what the latter are even good for. They aren’t good for eating or pies. Are they good for cider?
My answer to the OP is actually embedded in my reply.
I’ve always thought they called the Red Delicious by hoping the name would trick people’s tastebuds.
When life hands you apples, make applesauce.
If I had two dead rats, I’d give you one… 
Could I have the other one?
You eat dead, ground up cows? That is gross! You know they were living creatures just like you. You know Jesus was a vegetarian. You know Robert Atkins died a young, horrible death from his meat based diet. You know there are plenty of good recipes that don’t involve dead animals.
Why not just ground up some Dead Kennedys and put them in your pasta?
I beleive they were big proponents of soup being the conerstone of a balanced diet.
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Convenient that he was dating a model who is used to having her picture does. Rafaeli, Raphael – coincidence?? Teenage Mutants Ninja Turtles, now there was a good show.
One time, the symphony orchestra’s playing built up gradually to a thunderous crescendo and then suddenly came to a halt. Just than a woman’s voice yelled out, “I FRY MINE IN BUTTER!!!”
One of my parents’ favorite quotes was “I’ll never forgive you for applauding when the tenor fell into the orchestra pit”.
I prefer road apples.
I think it was John Oliver who said “Red Delicious: at least they got the ‘red’-part right.”
Good Lord ! That sounds PAINFUL ! :eek:
Watching shows when you want, as opposed to on a schedule strictly set by a network, is different.
It’s also proof of moral decline. Being unwilling to wait until the network says you can say something proves your inability to function in society, and has ever since the 1920s, when broadcast networks were invented. People before then didn’t exist, because the only people who matter were born starting in the 1940s, and people after then were superior for waiting.
I have many other opinions and, for seventy-five cents, you can have them, too! Not valid in invalid zones, void where inalienable, and no delivery to Sector R.
I thought it was “penny for your thoughts”. Inflation, amirite?