They can be humourous or real. Those involving actual live dopers a preference, even though I don’t have one. For me, it’d be “I Can’t Get This Song Out of My Head”. Why would anyone ever open such a thing?
Second “I Can’t Get This Song Out of My Head” threads. I used to say I had a jukebox in my head, but I realized it’s more of a radio station, because I have no control whatsoever over what’s playing. Just seeing the title of a song will get it in there and I can’t get it out no matter how I try. Right now I’ve got the Brahms Requiem in my head, since I just sang it on Sunday, but I’m not complaining about that at all. It’s purty music.
Threads about gross stuff I usually won’t open–the only reason I ever opened the “TMI Thread” was to look for a specific person’s post.
There are a couple of posters whose threads I don’t open any more because I realized they annoy me and I get tired of torturing myself.
This one.
“My Nastiest Eye Injury”
Sadly I’d have to agree with Jack
“Happy Birthday to [Doper]!”
“[Doper]'s umpteenth post count party!”
“Dopefest!”
Threads that lead one to believe they will flame people, but in reality turn out to be flirty threads.
Anything saccharine.
All of the disgusting threads I open due to morbid curiousity, but I’d never open a thread that’s already like three pages long with a title like “I like pork.” I know what it’s going to say.
Doper 1: I like Pork.
Doper 2: Pork is shit.
Doper 3: Wanna fuck?
“I’m bored. Cheer me up, guys!”
Urgh.
Any thread about a Dopefest. Never heard of one in my area, and I doubt there’ll ever be one.
I second all of them, but #4 is a decoy, so I just close it quickly.
This one: eating fetuses -legal question :eek:
Haven’t read the thread; don’t intend to. Yuck!
“Sometimes there’s corn in my poop, and I eat it” (made up)
or
“The TMI thread” (real)…I made the mistake of looking at the second one!
“More information on the Moon Abortion Hoax”
While parking in my driveway I wondered what the third english word ending in gry was? 
Third.
My head is more like a tape deck with an endless loop. Have you ever had “Muskrat Love” stuck in there?
O’FerChristSakes, Rysdad. Now I’m going to have to start on of those “I Can’t Get This Song Out of My Head” threads! Geeeezus. 
[sub]::mmm Muskrat Looooooove mmmm mmmmm::[/sub]
“A Totally New Argument About Creationism That Makes Evolution Impossible”
:rolleyes:
“Help Me With My Arcane Tax Code Problems!”
“Kirk or Picard?”
“RESOLVED: The 19th Amendment was a Bad Idea”
“We Don’t Need no Stinkin’ Mods!!”
“Why are you gay? Isn’t is really gross?”
“Ask the Receptionist, Part I!”
“What’s Wrong with my Puppy’s Butt?”
“ill post in all small letters or whateva and u cant stop me”
“The ‘Bob Patterson’ Adoration Thread”
“Who Else Thinks Ted Koppell is a Sex God?”
“Who Else Thinks Jay Leno is a Sex God?”
“TMI Thread: Hemorrhoids?”
“Wildest Bill, Your Clever Point Has Changed My Mind; Details, Thread Links, &c Inside…”
“What topics of discussion would get you fired if your boss saw it on your screen?”