Threat of World Aids Pandemic among Heterosexuals Is Over: WHO

Story here.

Excerpts: "A quarter of a century after the outbreak of Aids, the World Health Organisation (WHO) has accepted that the threat of a global heterosexual pandemic has disappeared.

"In the first official admission that the universal prevention strategy promoted by the major Aids organisations may have been misdirected, Kevin de Cock, the head of the WHO’s department of HIV/Aids said there will be no generalised epidemic of Aids in the heterosexual population outside Africa.

“Dr De Cock said: ‘It is very unlikely there will be a heterosexual epidemic in other countries. Ten years ago a lot of people were saying there would be a generalised epidemic in Asia – China was the big worry with its huge population. That doesn’t look likely. But we have to be careful. As an epidemiologist it is better to describe what we can measure. There could be small outbreaks in some areas’.”

My first thought was that Dr. De Cock was no longer worried about the disease commonly known as heterosexuality. I giggled a little.

Yes; I can just imagine myself attending a serious press conference where this is announced, being unable to stifle the giggles at the guy’s name.

Dr. Twat was busy that day or else would have joined in.

Does this mean I can stop wearing condoms?

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Not if you want de Cock’s approval, mon.

Daniel

Only if you’re really not all that bright. :smiley:

Sure. If you’re not worried about syphilis, gonorrhea, herpes, genital warts, chlamydia, hepatitis A-C, crabs, scabies, etc.

Cool, I’ve already had all that once so I’m immune.

Most of the time. Probably still a good idea to put one on when you are having sex.

Although us men who have sex with men are still screwed, so to speak.

I don’t think it’s coincidental that you’re seeing a rise in the prevalence of barebacking and a stabilisation/increase in the number of gay men who have HIV in the developed world. Given that 1 in 10 gay men in London are HIV positive having unprotected sex for me would really be playing Russian roulette.

Win! :smiley:

And he means having sex with someone else. :smiley:

yeah, but that Asian bird flu is just waiting around the corner to take out the hetero population, so wear condoms when you fuck birds.

In the early days of AIDS, a big question over here was whether you could get it from mosquitoes. The conclusive answer seems to be yes, but only if they fuck you in the ass.

I thought that groups like ACT UP used the supposed universal riskiness of AIDS to all groups–not just homosexual males and drug users–as a major propaganda point. Outside of sub-Saharan Africa, hasn’t correlation (to the point of exclusivity) between these two behaviors and HIV been sort of an unspeakable elephant in the room?