Thank you for standing up for what is right!
It had to happen. I’m just glad no one got hurt. 
Hurt by… oh… say… perhaps…
OK, I admit, I love 1920’s style “Death Rays,” but more threads on them really aren’t needed.
What would Czarcasm do if he were here right now? I bet he’d kick an arse or two, that’s what Czarcasm would do.
Marc
Piffle. His underoos were just pinching again.
And I like it!
Czarcasm. The New Fucking Hall Monitor.
So where is this Fucking Hall, and do I need to bring my own condoms?
And how do I get THAT job?!
Quit yakkin’ and get back to class-that was the second bell.
You don’t need to bring condoms at all. The job is hall monitor. Lookee, no touchee.
Poor sap.
Czarcasm… I have a Callahan book and a scotch egg!
runs down the hall laughing
So, it’s a fucking hall, you say.
You eat that scotch egg, you’re gonna have a heart attack before you get to the end of the hall!
No kidding… I helped you make those things… I could FEEL my blood pressure rising…
So would that make us…
…the Kids in the Hall?
Not unless you’ve got a signed hall pass, bucky!
An English teacher of mine used one of those giant concrete frogs, like for the garden. Will that do?