Three Gallons of Cider Vinegar

Some people feed it to their horses for its anti-arthritic and shiny coat effects. Barn owner?

I buy cider vinegar by the gallon when I’m making North Carolina-style barbeque sauce & smoking a lot of pork. It’s in both the BBQ and the mop sauce.

Seeing as how cider vinegar is Nature’s Wonder Cure For The Credulous, good for anything that ails ya, I’m not surprised people would be buying CV by the gallon to drink and bathe in. Here are just a few things it’ll heal:

ARTHRITIS

ASTHMA

BLOOD LOSS

COLITIS

COUGHS

DIARRHEA

DIZZINESS

EAR DISCHARGE

ECZEMA

EYES (TIRED AND SORE)

FATIGUE

FOOD POISONING

HAIR LOSS

HAYFEVER

HEADACHES

HEARING

HEARTBURN

HEMORRHAGES

HICCOUGHS (HICCUPS)

HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE

INSOMNIA

KIDNEYS AND BLADDER

MENSTRUATION

MUCOUS DISCHARGES

NAIL PROBLEMS

NERVOUSNESS

NOSE BLEED

NOSE - STUFFY

OBESITY

SHINGLES

SORE THROAT

TEETH

VARICOSE VEINS

WEIGHT GAIN

WEIGHT LOSS
EXTERNAL APPLICATIONS

FOR A BATH
ITCHY SCALP

I especially like the fact that it’s good for both weight loss and weight gain. That stuff really covers all the bases. :smiley:

Seemed like a douchebag, did he?

De-skunking a rather large dog.

Do they have barbecues in Alaska? That would be my vote – a big church picnic barbecue or other big event. Three gallons would make a lot of barbecue sauce, though – I’ve got a recipe that I have to cut down from a restaurant’s recipe and it only calls for a quart, I think.

Maybe he’s stocking up for the barbecue-free apocolypse.

Could be preserving air-dried meat or salami - often that involves soaking/washing in vinegar to retard the growth of pathogens.