No, I didn’t run afoul of the law, or anything like that-- I just overheard a conversation in the squalid little coffee shop near Joyce Station which left a bitter taste in my mouth.
These officers of the law were commiserating about how things had changed for the worse since the “old days.”
I set down my book as soon as they came in, not out of a desire to eavesdrop, but because they sat down at a table inches away from me, and it was impossible to concentrate on anything else.
As they sat down, one of them was saying, “You know things are gong to go to hell as soon as you have the Law Degrees coming into the department. The Blue Li-- the Thin Blue line disappears, the respect disappears, and everybody wants to rat on each other to get ahead.” Well, I thought, it might prove to be more interesting than Exiles, anyway.
Then the second cop speaks up. (and this is verbatim, mind, not a paraphrase-- it made enough of an impression that I made an effort to remember it.) “It used to be that you took someone down to Stanley Park, you boot him in the ass, kick him in the head, whatever, you let them walk home, and that was the end of it. Now everybody wants to fight, and if they lose, they make a big deal of it.” (Here’s a link to the “Big Deal” for anyone who needs one.)
What the fuck? It’s one thing to know that six bad cops got disciplined for making a habit of committing felonious assaults on members of the public, but it’s another thing altogether to know that there are at least three more who view such behaviour as perfectly natural, to the point where they loudly lament about the prosecution of the crimes while they are in public, in uniform.
I gulped my coffee, and couldn’t help giving them the evil eye as I edged past them towards the door. I briefly considered commenting on their cavalier attititude toward beating the tar out of people, but then I remembered their cavalier attitude toward beating the tar out of people, and adjusted my behaviour as I would for any other trio of dangerous thugs.
What a PR coup for the VPD these fucking backsliding knuckledraggers pulled off.