Wasn’t this a Monty Python skit?
Damn. I thought of it while I was standing in line when I had a EUREKA! moment.
Bricker, you are a brilliant and sick individual 
Give us more!
Damn…I finally figure it out, and EVERYONE had already. I hate delays…
But wow! Thanks a lot, Bricker.
If you all enjoy this type of mystery, check out mysterynet.com - Teasers by Members. They have a lot of this type of puzzle.
And for a link:
http://www.mysterynet.com/thecase/teasers/
Well… perhaps later this week.
This thread is three pages long, and I think maybe a new one should be started for the next puzzle…
Also, keeping up with the questions, there at the end, was a full-time effort!
You guys did great, though… I am impressed, especially with the multitude of simulposts there at the end where everyone sort of got it at the same time. Well done.
You are driving me crazy, please hurry up with the answer.
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Um… ultress? All the puzzles posed in this thread have been answered…
- Rick