Three More Mysterious JFK Assassination Deaths!!

Mary Ferrell, noted historical researcher and expert of the assassination of John F. Kennedy, who gathered data from researchers, authors, law enforcement and the U.S. Congress which she used to develop a database of the vast array of information which she accumulated, who created a four-volume set of chronologies, covering all aspects of the assassination, and who has served as a consultant on numerous books and television shows dealing with JFK, died Feb. 20 at her home in Dallas at the age of 81.

Kenneth Lyon, Dallas plainclothes police officer who helped apprehend Lee Harvey Oswald at the Texas Theatre after the shooting of President Kennedy, died Feb. 13 of emphysema in a Dallas hospital at age 70.

Waggoner Carr, a former Texas attorney general and state representative who ate breakfast with President John F. Kennedy the day he was assassinated, died Wednesday of cancer, his family said. He was 85. Ernestine Carr said she and her husband had breakfast with Kennedy in Dallas on Nov. 22, 1963. Waggoner Carr later testified before the Warren Commission, which investigated the assassination.

–Coincidence? I think . . . ummmm, so.

Wow! Three really old people dies within two weeks of each other – could it be…SATAN?? :smiley:

See? I’ve been tryin’ to tell you people all along that Lyndon Johnson, J. Edgar Hoover and the CIA did it for Castro in exchange for Cuban cigars. NOW maybe you’ll listen…

You know, John, when you think about it…every thing that happens is a coincidence.

Well you see Mary had put the final two pieces of the puzzel together.

One The fact that Oswald had buttered his popcorn but not salted it.

Two The fact that Jackie did not have Moons over my hammi but rather the the president did.

When you combine these facts,

Oh wait, someone’s knocking on my door…

That’s it! Oswald must have been insane. Who in their right mind would butter but not salT their popcorn.

Zebra DON"T ANSWER THAT!!! :eek:

Some more puzzling questions:

‘Kenneth’ starts with the same five letters as ‘Kennedy’ and has the same number of letters overall. Could they acually be the same person?

‘Waggoner Carr’ has the same number of letters as ‘The President’, AND they are both capitalized. Wasn’t Kennedy taken to the cemetery in a wag(g)on after being killed in a car®?

Isn’t ‘Ferrell’ the last name of an SNL regular who played George Bush briefly, another U.S. President, who, while not dead, can often be mistaken for such?

Kennedy assassinated?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

Yeah, sure, right.