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[li]Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. [/li][li]Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.[/li][li]Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.[/li][/ol]
Episcopalians will greet each other enthusiastically in the liquor store and then go home and talk about the cheap quality of each other’s liquor and beer purchases.
Many people do not consider Catholics to be Christians.
And I’m from Texas, where the Baptists will vote to keep their counties dry as long as they can weave and stagger into the polls.
And why is it that when I hear someone say, “Holy shit!”, I get this immediate mental image of a giant set of hindquarters hanging down from the sky…