Alternate title: “My Mom Sent Me This.”
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[li]Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. [/li][li]Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.[/li][li]Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.[/li][/ol]
Anyone else care to share some gems?
–SSgtBaloo
How 'bout…
Hindus don’t have a cow.
Episcopalians will greet each other enthusiastically in the liquor store and then go home and talk about the cheap quality of each other’s liquor and beer purchases. 
Many people do not consider Catholics to be Christians.
And I’m from Texas, where the Baptists will vote to keep their counties dry as long as they can weave and stagger into the polls.
And why is it that when I hear someone say, “Holy shit!”, I get this immediate mental image of a giant set of hindquarters hanging down from the sky…
The pope is a Catholic.
Thank you very much. Now I’ll feel nauseus whenever anyone says that…
So the earth is just God’s great big toilet?
I always suspected something like that.
Baptists don’t make love standing up because people might think they’re dancing.
Oh hell yes.
When I was a kid it got to the point where we all recognized that we’d just sit through the service so that my Mom could gossip afterwards.
I once heard Episcopalianism described as the religion where faith has been replaced by good manners.