P-22 won’t get out from under this house (not far from here, actually).
Tennis balls and bean bags aren’t working. Any other ideas?
Tie a goat up in the yard within eyesight of him. He will come out that night.
Raw meat. Perhaps drugged.
Perhaps a catnip toy on a string?
Kind of rough on the goat. :dubious:
Heehee
Sound like a real jerk !
I don’t know. Then, instead of a mountain lion your basement, you have just of a drugged-out mountain lion in your basement. Not much better.
Have they tried blasting him with rock music (a la Noriega)? I recommend “Honky Cat” `cause we all know Sir Elton John sucks 
I know what you mean–these freeloading cougars that just crash in your house and can’t take a hint when it’s time to leave.
Yeah, and most of the time, they don’t even make the bed when they leave.
Cardboard box of proper dimensions ought to do the job, I should think. Just set it out and wait. (Wouldn’t hurt if it smelled of tuna fish, either!)
Also, should that fail, you could always try the masking tape X on the floor trick. It seems to be infallible, from what I read.
Good Luck!
Once it’s in the cardboard box . . . then what?
Firehose
It becomes simultaneously dead and alive.
Then wouldn’t the box just fall apart?
They could try kicking snow snow at it. (video link)
Snow? In L.A.? In April?
This isn’t that difficult. I’ll go ask P-22 to leave.
Problem solved.
You’re welcome.
They could tie up a beaver.