Tidbits from Coworkers

I just found out this interesting tidbit: Fried eggs are the worst food you can eat. It takes 9 hours to digest a fried egg, and only 6 to digest a boiled egg. I’m too lazy to research it, but I suspect the claim is specious.

What interesting tidbits from coworkers have you heard today?

Playing the “field” is the best bet in craps.

When picking lottery numbers, choose ones that haven’t hit in a while.

Our computers are so advanced because we got the technology from that spaceship that crashed in Roswell.
As you can guess, my coworkers aren’t too bright.