Tigers

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Is there anyone out there who knows some exceptional or terribly interesting facts about tigers?

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Yes. I do.

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They stink. Also, they do not like anal sex. Do not try to sodomize a tiger.

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The General Questions forum is for answers to factual questions, not for open-ended discussions. I’ll move this thread to MPSIMS.

bibliophage
moderator GQ

[Edited by bibliophage on 11-02-2001 at 01:41 PM]

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:stuck_out_tongue:

You might try looking for something a bit more specific, pardner :wink: .

  • Tamerlane
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4 out of 5 tigers prefer Chicken of the Sea[sup]TM[/sup] brand tuna to having flaming Q-Tips shoved up their rectum.

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I don’t know about the Chicken-of-the-Sea, but it’s a known fact that tigers do love tuna sandwiches.

[sub]Just ask Bill Watterson[/sub]

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A Tiger, Ty Cobb, holds the record for highest career batting average: .366.

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An Ode To Tigers
The zebra’s stripes are lacking hues,
so they don’t compare to you-know-whose.
Orange, black, and white is what to wear!
It’s haute couture
for those who dare!
It’s camouflage,
and stylish, too!
Yes, tigers look
the best, it’s true!

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Tyger, Tyger, burning bright,
I lit your fur on fire tonight.
I’d be sad to see you go,
But you just ate my late Aunt Flo.
[sub]sorry, guys.[/sub]

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Tigers taste like chicken.

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I could draw the conclusion that 1 out of 5 tigers does like to be sodomized but I’ll leave the research to more intrepid souls than I.
My only tiger fact is that tigers prefer a cup of Tiger[sup]TM[/sup] brand coffee to real meat. Or so say two escapees from a Benghali insane asylum.

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Do NOT!**

Ah, but THIS should be taken to heart by everyone.

See previous answer. We do not like having anything shoved up our rectums.

Dr. Watterson was brilliant in his candid manor of factually dispelling a great many myths and misconceptions about us.

Thank you. You must have seen my shots in last spring’s haute couture catalogue from Paris.

Now that Really wan’t nice. I’ve never met your Aunt Flo.

[sub](Or are you instead utilizing a colloquialism that describes… Oh, that’s just disgusting.)[/sub]

That’s not what she said.

Look, they had absolutely NO JUST CAUSE for keeping me there.

And Tiger brand Coffee has STILL not paid me a dime in royalties. They shall be hearing from my lawyers presently.

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There was a young lady from Niger
Who smilingly rode on a tiger
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside
And the smile on the face of the tiger

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Especially when rendered into Tiger Balm

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Do tiggerl’s count?

[sub]Don’t let the makeup fool you… she’s quite the little cutey[/sub]

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According to last weeks Weakest Link, they are the biggest out of the cat family.

[sub] gitfiddle! I loooove your name!![/sub]

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Weakest link is WRONG. A google search will tell you tigers AND lions are comparable in size. There is no real difinitive answer on this yet

If you want good books on tigers try doing a google search for BILL WATTERSON. He writes very factual books on the natural habitat of the tiger and his friends.

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The Tigers need a centerfielder that can hit. And some decent pitching. Otherwise, they will dwell in the celler again.

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Tiger sharks are not actual Panthera tigris, but instead large ocean predators.