This just in: Lieu farts in church; sits in own pew:D
lieu, it should be illegal for you to eat onion rings.
lieu… Oh so funny. Oh man, great post!
lieu, you should try cold storing them for a while! fart into a plastic coke bottle or the like, squeeze the sides of the bottle in, place opening against arse and release them when you fart, put lid on…stored fart.
Then get said coke bottle and put it in the fridge…cold stored fart!
People might not understend the uses of a bottle of cold stored fart in the fridge. Countless uses, one might be
Snoring drunk friend asleep on the couch…
step1). Get bottle of fart from fridge
step 2). Wait for him/her to exhale, as they start to inhale release the cold stored nasal destroyer.
step 3). Laugh merrily at someone else’s misfortune as the quaff your fart and wake up choking
happy times
Sell a Fart in a Jar (remember Ghost in a Jar?) on eBay.
Priceless.