Time For Another "Bizarre Church Signs" Thread

One of the local fire-and-brimstone establishments had a sign not long ago.

It said:

PEOPLE RECYCLED HERE

The sign was right in front of their cemetery. Now I know where Soylent Green is made.

Robin

The one right by my house currently says:

I am intrigued in spite of myself.

We have the same one on the one by our house right now! This just proves what I’ve always thought, that they get them out of a book or something.

You can have some fun with that and the IMDB’s memorable quotes page for The Exorcist.

One on my way to work says:

God responds to knee-mail

cute but cornballish.

I used to see this one on a church marquee on my way to school. They left it up for a longggggggg time (so long, the letters started to yellow). It read:
Dusty Bibles Lead to Dirty Lives.

My personal favorite is: Don’t Make Me Come Down There – God.

That’s up on another church near me. There must be a book.

Robin

Speaking of corny, from a few years ago:

AIN’T GOD GOOD?