Time for another trip to the Universal Library. Can I bring you hosers anything?

The Further Adventures of Calvin and Hobbes

more Cul-de-sac comics
the other books about Middle Earth that Tolkien wrote in the style of LOTR (not the style of the Silmarillion) - you know, the ones that detail the adventures of the other wizards, the fall of the North and the rise of the Witch-King, the tales of the Eastern and Southern lands, what Aragorn’s kids were up to along with the offspring of Eomer, Faramir, and various hobbits.
that’s all for this trip - thanks Skald

You don’t want 1 or 3. Both Watterson & the Greater Perfesser saw the subcreative exhaustion coming and knew when to stop.

dang it Skald, you’re right. but why are you injecting reality into my fantasy

I’d like the concluding two volumes of Robert Anton Wilson’s Historical Illuminatus Chronicles, the edition of the collected Sherlock Holmes stories that includes the one about the giant Sumatran rat, and a DVD of Buckaroo Banzai vs. The World Crime League.

No, it’s because I aim for Kansas and some buzzkill in blue tights and a cape keeps interfering.

Fine. Find me that original draft of Ayn Rand’s ‘Atlas Shrugged’ where she writes in the margins, “Man, I hope that grant comes through.”

Homer’s Margites
Emily Brontë’s second novel (if there was one)

At least we know the titles.

N.B., however: Only the Iliad is by Homer; the rest were written by a different poet with the same name.

Skald the Rhymer - did you by any chance pick up a title for the guy stalking Jennifer Lopez in her latest vanity project?

Of course not. I barely acknowledge that Jennifer Lopez exists.