So I’m heading over to the Universal Library world again, to get a copy of the Spenser novels in which Robert B. Parker realized Susan Silverman had gotten boring, and so Catskill Eagle ended with her and Spenser NOT getting back together; Spenser spends the rest of the series in a fuck-buddy relationship with Rita Fiore. Just to be a jerk, I’ll be nuking the place from orbit once I leave. Can I get any of y’all anything before the UL is reduced to radioactive cinders?
What about the last three Queen albums they were thinking about before Freddie’s death? That would be nice.
“A Black Shround for Magee” by John D. McDonald would be helpful as well.
Here, I made you a list.
Oh, wait, here’s another list.
And the second part of Aristotle’s Poetics, if you can.
kthxbye
I’ll take the sequel to Silence of the Lambs that didn’t suck.
I’ll take a complete copy of the President’s Book of Secrets cuz I’m nosy like that.
The presence of those albums is half the reason the UL is getting nuked.
This may not be what you intended when you offered but I did recently pick up a surplus Infinite Improbability Drive (please don’t ask me how or where I got it) and I was thinking of installing it in my spaceplane the Danger Sled. I think I need a little help with it though so if you see any technical manuals or journals or anything, I could definitely use it.
Could you get me an English translation of the Voynich manuscript? That would be cool. Even if it doesn’t turn out to be an ancient RPG.
Pick me up a copy of Huckleberry Finn that doesn’t end with Twain’s deux es machina ending and Tom Sawyer’s wacky hijinks.
I’ve got several of those, but they all turn to gay porn at the end.
I’ll take the private writings of Jesus of Nazareth, and an Aramaic-English dictionary.
The book I mentioned in this thread, please.
Sheesh. You didn’t bring back the ninth season of Firefly you promised us the last time you went.
That’s because it was basically lesbian porn, and lesbian porn doesn’t do it for me.
Does not compute
:: shrugs ::
Sorry. Girls doing it just doesn’t do it for me, for the most part. I wouldn’t mind seeing Kaylee, Inara, or Zoe naked, or any two, or all three, but while I’m not OFFENDED by the idea of them making out, I’m not aroused by it either.
The Last Dangerous Visions by Harlan Ellison
A Method For Madness
A Time for Treason
A Case for Courage all by David Gerrold
The Necrotelecomnicon by Achmed the I Just Get These Headaches (formerly Achmed the Mad)
So, what you’re saying is, you won’t be in your bunk?
Why do you say these things, when you know I will kill you for it?
I’ll just take the locations of the other Universal Libraries, along with detailed instructions on how to get there using materials easily found in my apartment.