…and i call it coolocracy!!!
it shall be the ultimate system of government! so ultimate shall it be, it shall have words like ‘punani’ and ‘wicked’ enshrined in its constitution.
the basis of coolocracy is that it’s pretty similar to democracy.
however, there are two major differences:
- the leader is determined (by popular opinion, hot or not lists, committee, select clique of those in the know) on the basis of their coolness. hence, whoever is deemed the coolest person in the country becomes leader. in america, there’d be no more george bush, but instead there’d be president snoop dogg. the uk would have president ali g!
of course, there would be problems. for some time during the eighties, michael jackson would have been president, but today fame is so fleeting that someone like this would not stay president for long.
- the country’s leader is responsible for making the country as cool as possible. he does this by asking himself…
what would be the coolest thing ever?
adding wings to all the skyscrapers
turning new mexico into a big inland sea and giving away free summer holidays.
introducing the $13.50 bill
putting the olsen twins on the $13.50 bill.
constructing a really big platform, like 2.4km high, and holding the next olympic games right at the top.
rename argentina ‘beerland’
constructing a big waterslide from miami to mexico city.
cutting spain off the edge of europe and moving it so that it’s an island in the middle of the pacific ocean.
replacing all the buildings in paris with life sized jelly replicas.
not only would the world be more entertaining, we’d have flying cars! so come on y’all, kick out them old fuddy-duddy’s in charge around the world. only under a ‘coolocracy’ can we really be excellent to each other.